The back half of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Season 4 is slowly gearing up for its main event! While boys take a crash course in wrestling from the age of 24, Jenni orchestrates Angelina’s fall and Ron getting ready to present Saffire to roommates. What could possibly go wrong ?! Hahahahahahahah!
Greetings, comrades! It’s me, your El Presidente, back with a review of this week’s episode of best tv show, Jersey Shore: Family Vacation. This week’s episode, titled “GuidoMania,” centered around the boys preparing for a professional wrestling event of the name as their vacation in Poconos continued. But the extra drama has also been expertly simmered in the background, and I’ll tell you all, amigos.
First of all. Last week Jenni and Angelina made a bet: Angelina must not react to Vinny for 24 hours, no matter how much he annoys her. If Angelina fails, she has to run through the snow in her bikini, risking freezing any parts of her artificial body, which may or may not be out of warranty. If she is successful, however, she can push J-Woww into the pool. And Angelina wants it very badly, which is why she managed to ignore Vinny’s taunts in the previous episode and at the start of it, despite Keto Guido’s multiple rounds about her marital issues.
But this week, Jenni stepped things up, complaining about Angelina’s resilience to Zack to send a message to Vinny: step it up! And that wasn’t the only tool in Jenni’s belt. She also committed Nikki to get Angelina totally lost. Nikki and Angelina therefore spent the episode on a girl’s date at the bar, where Angelina drank cocktails until she got drunk. Or, as Nikki said, Angelina has had a meatball day. Good with Snooki not traveling and Deena pregnant, someone had to do it, comrades! Angelina went through the episode without reacting to Vinny, but that could all change when she meets him in his intoxicated state next week. It’s a sneaky trick from Jenni, but a good one. I’ve had Bernie sanders to shoot the same round on George W. Bush on the eve of an economic summit. She was a “spoiled white girl”, comrades! Hahahahahahahah!
While the girls were busy Pauly, Mike, Vinny and Ronny joined Zack for professional wrestling training. Mike has revealed his longtime fandom for the sport and proved it with some totally believable promotional work. Pauly D has announced that the team is starting a new wrestling promotion called World Guido Entertainment, an obvious WWE reference that must sting for AEW, the company that actually hired Zack in the past. Either way, Zack has fully exposed the matter, comrades, showing the boys how to take a back shot. With that settled, they planned a big game right away for GuidoMania, with Zack and Ronnie teaming up to take on Mike, Pauly D and Vinny, wrestling as Keto Torpedo and wearing a luchador mask.
The crew decided that Deena’s husband Chris would be the referee, while Chris d’Angelina would be the away manager, “the jabronie” as 24 called it. Uncle Nino would have to be the advertiser. And Mike would return in his Situation character – “I have to be The Situation one… last… time,” he revealed in a promo that’s better than half of what you see in WWE these days – for one. rematch with Ronnie from the head- shattering incident in Italy, long ago in season 4 of the original Jersey Shore. Brief shots of Mike and Ronnie running the ropes showed… well, it wasn’t pretty, but it wasn’t as bad as it could have been.
The episode ended with Uncle Nino arriving at the scene and simulating sex with a fireplace to relieve, as he told a bear statue near the entrance to the complex, ” ice cubes on my balls ”. The real GuidoMania event will take place on next week’s show, Comrades, which shows Jersey already knows how to properly pace a script better than WWE. But the real main event: maybe it was Ronnie who got Saffire to meet the group. Ronnie is worried about how the roommates will behave when they meet her… but as far as we know she has never called the cops on any of them for domestic violence.
With a wrestling episode, Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Episode 21 of Season 4, GuidoMania, was in the aisle of your El Presidente. It could not have been more perfect without an attempted coup and the seizure of the means of production by the workers. Four stars, comrades… when it would have been five at the Tokyo Dome. Until next time, my friends: socialism or death!
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Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Season 4 Episode 21: “GuidoMania”
Review by The President
With a heavy wrestling episode, Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Season 4 Episode 21, GuidoMania, was right up the alley of your El Presidente. It could not have been more perfect without an attempted coup and the seizure of the means of production by the workers. Four stars, comrades … when it would have been five at the Tokyo Dome.